Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Spanky
Spanky’s grease actually extends to the leg area, a new first here at HCwD. Note to self: If I ever find myself dressed like this, drink a gallon of strychnine, stat.
As far as blond Nordic perfection goes, I’m ready to sing the Swedish National Anthem while gargling windex if it means I can get a bette glimpse of that fantastic, supernatural cleavite. She is just plain luxurious. Why she’s serving up that delightfully creampuff derriere for racket practice with this utter douchalicious douche is beyond my comprehension. Then again that could also be due to too many bowls of Kellogg’s Frosted Mini-Wheats.
Mmm… mini-wheats.
