Wednesday, October 25, 2006
SwimBag and CaveHottie
Normally costume party ‘bags don’t fully capture the essence du douche, but in SwimBag’s case, douche face trumps all. Giant plastic stick-on eyebrows, facial pubes circa early Ron Jeremy, and douche nipple ring cement ‘bag status.
CaveHottie is all sorts of good. I’d invent fire with two pieces of flint just to cook her some Mastadon.
On a side rant, I’ve never gotten the whole concept of an “Asian Fetish” thing among some guys. I’m as lustful for the Asian hottie as I am for all other hotties, but since when did an ethnicity equal a fetish? Porn shops always list it like it’s some sick perversion. “Lesbian. Bondage. Orgy. Asian.” What’s that about? Where’s the “Lesbian. Bondage. Orgy. Australian.” signs?
