Friday, October 6, 2006
The Return of Big Red
Somewhere, across the high plains of Texas, Big Red rides…
In the setting sun, astride his horse, Big Red rides…
Wherever there is trouble, Big Red will be there.
Wherever hotties are in need, Big Red will find a way.
He’s the Clint Eastwood of douche. The Good, the Bad, and the Douchey. Billy the ‘Bag. A fearless scrote cowboy, always ready, always able. A douche lawman on the ride for all things rank and skeezy. The Sheriff of DoucheWood. Big Red.
ooooeeeoooeeeooo… wahhh wahhh wahhh….
