BlueDouche
If I could vote for anyone in this election it would be BlueDouche here, for “Secretary of Ass.” His holy power of source scrote has already knocked off two hotties, one of whom appears to be puking and the other looks like she just got sentenced to six months hard labor in Leavenworth. And that cutie in the back kind of looks like Jackie-O.
He’s running on the less famous “Guys I’d Like to Hit in the Face with a Hammer” Party. I was going to write more but I’m covering a story on off-track betting in the Himalayas. It’s a smaller story but I know you’ve been following it.
So get out there and vote. And if you don’t see anyone you like on the list, you can always write in a vote for BlueDouche here. Or, be like me. Sit around on your floor picking week old cheerios out of the carpet and avoid the sun like the plague.
