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Daniel Douche Lewis

I loved Daniel Douche Lewis in “My Left Scrote.” His performance as a greased up bling wearing ball of scumbaggery was a tragic performance and well deserving of the Oscar.

Here’s Douche Lewis in his latest role, that of “PooBag Who Gives DB1 a Headache on a Saturday.” I hope the Academy honors this latest achievement from one of the great douche artists.

I can’t quite figure out what hottie’s wearing. It’s some bizarro early 80s shoulderpad dress-kini. With V.P.L. And sash.

I’d put lemon on her thighs and serve with a tasty tartar sauce.