HCwD of the Week: Pat Edtition
It’s early on Monday and normally I’m lying on the floor in a pool of my own vomit, but you asked for it. You got it. HCwD of the Week, Pat style. Which of these three HCwD pics deserves entry into next month’s HCwD of the Month contest? Pat, Pat or Pat?
HCwD #1: Pat
What more can be said? The pic that started the phenomenon that’s sweeping Douchebag Nation. Androgyne, old school style.
And that sexy Jersey hottie with the hottest exposed hip I’ve seen since my days in the meatpacking district.
HCwD #2: Disco Pat
Disco Pat knows what the ladies want.
Disco Pat has what the ladies want.
Disco Pat actually does have a pretty hot hottie on his arm. That is not an illusion.
DB1 now wants to kill himself.
HCwD #3: Pat-thetic, aka: Purple Pat
Looks like Pat’s hottie found a few snuggly friends. I would pour maple syrup on their toes while reading Jabberwocky in Greek.
Man, that’s a purple wall.
So what say you, folks? Pick which Pat we should use for the HCwD of the Month contest, so we can democratically ensure the most Patalicious Pat is the one we… uhm… Pat on the back? Yeah. That didn’t work. Oh well. Vote in the comments thread.
