Hootie is a Blowfish
I’m dehooted. I’m hootless. I don’t give the proverbial hoot.
This round mound of unsound, uhm, douchebaggery (okay that last one didn’t rhyme) rubbing his own nipp with a Bleethed out hottie sporting enhanced cleavite and ‘Bag Hand Gesture #05 just hits you like a ton of douche-bricks.
This appears to be a Halloween pic, which renders the question, what is Hootie supposed to be? A Hooters Girl? And if so, can I kill myself with a blunt object now or should I wait for later?
I’m keeping the HCwD of the Month contest open all day today as well, so scroll down and get them votes in, bitches.