Is Raymond "Dung Beetle"?
It appears that eagle eyed ‘bag hunters have exposed Raymond’s true identity — none other than Dung Beetle itself. Raymond is merely a construct, a cloaking device if you will, meant to conceal D.B.’s true secret uber-douche identity. Without glasses, mild mannered Raymond is simply a white-clothed everyday ‘bag, scrotey and foul, but not overpoweringly so. But with giant black sunglasses, Raymond transforms into Dung Beetle, black-clothed SuperBag, able to grab hotties in his G.I. Joe grip with a single grope.
It’s not 100%, but utilizing my mad photoshop skillz, I think I’ve proven beyond a reasonable doubt that Dung Beetle moves among us as Raymond, a mild mannered flaky shirted douchebag. An ordinary everyday pile of poo.
But as we all know, Dung Beetle can never be ordinary. He is one of the hallowed ‘Bags of the Month. And as such, his source-douche makes us all tremble in its unholy power.
