Monday, November 27, 2006
Ode to The Carpenters
(sung to the tune “Close To You”)
Why does douche, suddenly appear
Every time, cleavite's near?
Unlike me, they long to Bleeth
Close to douche.
Why does scrote, fall down from the sky
Every time, boobs walk by?
Unlike me, they long to Bleeth,
Close to douche.
On the day that douche was born,
The angels got together,
And decided to create a greasy tool,
So they sprinkled slimy gel in his hair of crust,
And tongue gestures in his mouth of scrote...
That is why, all the hotties in town,
Follow douche, all around.
Unlike me, they long to Bleeth,
Close to douche...
Unlike me (Unlike me)
They long to Bleeth,
Close to douche...
Wahhhhhhhhhhh, close to douche....
Wahhhhhhhhhhh, close to douche....
Hahhhhhhhhhhh, close to douche....
Lahhhhhhhhhhh, close to douche....
Thank you... thank you...