Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Douche Fries
It’s like I ordered a tasty Hottie Sampler Platter, you know those giant “serves 2” categories on the menu that you always eye but never order, and suddenly find they’ve mixed in a side order of douche fries.
What do I do?
Do I call the waiter over and send the whole thing back? Do I try to pick the douche fries out of the platter? Do I use my fork to move the douche fries over to the side of the plate where they can do no more damage?
Alls I know is I’m hungry for my platter, and I can’t figure out how to get those five tasty morsels without douche fry contamination. I also know that the army bikini on a perfect butt salad goes fantastic with a nice Chianti. Mmm…
