Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Doucher's Delight

i said a douche, bag,
the douchey to the douchey
to the bag bag hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bag bag boogie say up jumped the boogie to the douchebag of the boogie, the scrote.

now what you hear is not a test–i’m rappin to the wank,
and me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your stank,
see i am wonder mike and i like to say hello
to the bag, to the grease, the mug, and the choad, the douchebag and yellow
but first i gotta bag bag the douchebag to the boogie
say up jump the douchebag to the bag bag boogie
let’s rock, you dont stop
rock the riddle that will make your body rock
well so far youve heard my voice but i brought two scrote’s along
and next on the mike is my man hank
come on, hank, sing that song…