Fan Mail
Two of Big Red’s friends, “Spike” who was featured a few months back, and “Big Yellow,” write in:
Hey DB1,
Its Spike from Spike & The Sultry Vixen here. Hope everything is cool, and your supply of douchy pics are coming in well. Please post some fanmail for us. I dunno, say something cool.
PS, I am jealous that I’m not as cool as Big Red. I think being on HCWDB.com attracts chicks, so please make us more pronounced!!!!!
Hmmm, “say something cool…” Let me think… Well, lets start with the most glaring problem. The fundamental conceptual flaw with featuring this pic on the site. Can anyone spot what it is? Look carefully. I’m sure that you can spot it.
Anyways here you go, my ‘bags from up north. Consider yourselves “more pronounced.” Now go snag a hottie, stat. Remember, be The Red. Ma… make The Red.
