Friday, January 19, 2007
Friday Haiku
Blonde salmon fish, hark
Why spawn in scrotey water,
Swim away. Swim away.
In the comments thread, Joey buttadouchebag writes:
I love them fake boobs
fake boob make the world go round
boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs
iowabagslayer:
“Devoid” and “Steroid”
Flanking our “Miss Asteroids”
Leaves me much annoyed!
omniscience:
sto’boughts…love ’em much
paisley is NOT the new black
sweet jesus, that hair.
Art of the Douche:
My hair took five hours
To look like I did not try
This is why I suck
Pandora:
David Hasselhoff,
Meet Pete Dougherty,
And two massive boobs.
Poetic excellence, my friends. Good work.
