Friday, January 5, 2007
Friday Haiku
Spirit of Douche Lee,
Prevents the nipple slip, yet
Does not hide scrotebag.
Gender specific:
12 year old body
Nip slip verge of Bleeth gusto
It must be the ‘stache
newbag:
Hark. My gorge riseth
Mine orbs would rather be dash’d
Than gaze on such blechhh
Amerigo Versdouchey:
For the love of God,
please get some f’ing clothes on.
You make my skin crawl.