Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Fuzz
Laugh it up, fuzzball. You will never be cool no matter what you do with your hair or how much you grow in some chin pubes. You are aging scrote. Your shelf life has expired. Now button up that rayon shirt you bought at the 50% off sale at Urban Outfitters, and scrat.
I would set off sparklers buried in my taint just for the chance to sniff this cutie’s hair dye.
