Pirates 2: Douche Man's Chest
Douche Man’s chest here needs to be tied to a post and fed chunks of seagull until the Sirens stop singing. I don’t know quite what that means, but I like the idea of force-feeding this homer chucks of seagull.
But the influence on this pudd is not just pirate.
There’s a special subsection of the rocker ‘bag ethos that invokes early 80s pre-Sopranos Little Steven Van Zandt douchebaggery. Not that Little Steven was a ‘bag per se, only that the rocker template he helped originate seeped into the post-Boss Jersey subconscious and reemerged transformed as douche poseur noxiousness. It’s a form of cultural reappropriation and osmosis of celebrity refracted through the douche lens of pop culture celebrity-fan symbiosis.
Or maybe this douche is just a puddle of poo.
