Friday, January 12, 2007
Pops
I know Pops here isn’t a douchebag, but I had to post a hottie this far gone down the dark road of scrote. Lime Green dress and ‘bag hand gesture #26. Very sad, Hottie. Very sad.
Pops, you’ve failed in your prime duty as father — keep your daughter away from the douche.
Look at her. One can only imagine the Jaeger shots she did last night with Chad in the pink popped Izod and spikey hair. There’s no coming back from that, Pops. Say goodbye to the daughter you once had. When the future boyfriend comes over, bring paper towels to wipe up the grease.
