Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Pornstar Pudster

There’s a special circle of douchebag hell reserved for what I like to term the “Pornstar Pudster.” These wanks seek out locations were stripper type chicks are forced to pose with them, and then bust conquering douchebag hand gestures and expressions like they just won the Indy 500 of hot chick headlocking.

This means you, Pudster.

It’s not impressive to corral three hotties who are paid by the hour to pretend to like you. Now take off the mandana, go back to Aunt Silvia’s basement, and get back to what you do best — fondling yourself to repeats of “Melrose Place.”