Rocker Scrote
Other than douche-face, I have no real way to classify this stringy haired mod-rocker as a ‘bag. But I’m going with it because it’s Friday, and I’m already half drunk on a sweet bottle of the ‘Train, and did I mention it’s Friday?
Besides, anyone who does the “rocker pucker” with the mouth deserves heaping piles of collective mock. And by “mock” I mean “spew.”
I feel like I’ve seen blondie before on the site, but as usual I’m not sure because I’m a dumbass. She’s got that unconventional face, the type some might say isn’t cute until they see her in a bar and nearly piss themselves with fear when she approaches. She’s a little chinny for my tastes, but I’d still love her kneecaps then read her pulp Jim Thompson novels while sipping Absynthe from a blue plastic cup.