Sunday, January 28, 2007
Sunday Spew
This bulgey ball of douche is like a blended energy drink of scrote. The “Douche Fruit Blend.” It’s on the menu at Jamba Juice right between “Berry Protein Power” and “Guava Energy.”
Add a free Frosted Hair Boost, and it’s $4.95 well spent.
Not that I’m a fan of the smoothie craze. Until they find a way to blend in some cheap wine, HoHos or frosted mini-wheats, I’ll confine my diet to the essentials.
