The Stage-4 Bleeth
People sometimes ask me, “DB1, how do I know when a cutie has crossed that invisible barrier? When a hottie has gone past the point of no return down the dark path of Grieco Virus douchitude?” That’s an excellent question.
Lets backtrack for a moment.
When The Source Douche Himself, The Grieco, first appeared on the scene in 21 Jump Street in the early 1990s, his powers of scrote radiation hadn’t reached terminal capacity. When Fair Maiden Bleeth began dating him during her Baywatch days, it took quite awhile, even with exposure directly to the Grieco Himself, before she became the cracked out wasteland we see here. In other words, the Bleething process takes time. A hottie must be exposed to douchebaggery over a length of time that allows them to absorb the bling, facial sneers and hand gestures. Exposure to the ‘bag virus, caught quickly enough, can be redeemed. But like any form of radiation, too much exposure, and a cutie is lost forever.
So to answer the question: There is no easy answer to determine when and how a hottie has “crossed” from stage-2, in which hopes of redemption are still possible, to a stage 3 and 4 level apostate.
Sadly, here is a stage-4 example, “Shocked” beyond all chance of hope. Feel the loss of the once cute goodness. And kick scrotey-boy in the nads.
