Tuesday, January 30, 2007
The Turd Burglar
I’m not sure why the term “Turd Burglar” came to me when staring at this oversized scrote attacking this cutie. I think it’s because “Turd Burglar” was a term I used in third grade. And this wank’s look is what I would’ve pictured in third grade as a good “night on the town” look.
So from third grade to this inflated putz, I knight thee, “Sir Turd Burglar.” Next time find a shirt that isn’t six sizes too large, T.B.
Mmm… those are some healthy mammaries.