Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Wonder Twins
Every so often the Grieco Virus pull is so strong that both Bleethed out Hottie and Douched out Douchebag become synergized in a form of synchronic douchosity. A genetic hybridization of scrote that overwelms the individual and alters the DNA at the core level. We’ve observed Brundle-douche hybrids before, but here is a prime example of such spew. And by “spew” I mean spew.
Observe the douchetacular effect of such comingling at its highest state. Like a Greek Myth, the Wonder Twins eminate scrote as a singular entity. The only cure: Washing one’s eyes out with Listerine.