Friday, February 9, 2007
Friday Haiku
Furry roach man, halt!
Abs of cotton bliss, not yours.
Back away, toad face.
(mitch meats):
Bushy arches douche,
Is McDonald’s on your head?
I’ll have fries with that.
(douchebag OUT!):
Douchey Chia Pet
Eyebrows look like a head band
Where’s my weed wacker?
(duck duck douche):
Hotties stuck in them
She escaped the furry brow
RUN smooth tummy poon