Navajo Mud Toy
The Navajo Tribe of New Mexico used to make mud toys for their children to play with. These intricately constructed figurines were some of the most beautiful folk art ever produced.
Here we see an apparently life sized Navajo Mud Toy come to life, perhaps animated by the legendary Najavo spirit, Runs With Douches. Runs With Douches has somehow found his way into a nightclub, where he’s attempting to eat the brains of a lovely bunny with two fantastic strips of Cleavite sending up smoke signals of surrender.
Someone call a Shaman to ghost dance purge the douche spirit from this large pile of animated clay before he’s able to gnaw bunny’s head off. He is the evil douche spirit run wild with life. He must be stopped. I’d stop him, but I’m busy eating a tasty frosted strawberry Pop Tart. Then again, so’s he.
