Saturday, March 24, 2007
Captain Morgan
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This wizened old choad is the douchebag equivalent of a minority targeting spiced rum ad campaign. Arrr!! It’s spicey!! Serve chilled at parties. And by chilled I mean stuffed and formaldehyded, then propped up behind the bar so the hotties can play ring toss on his tri-colored head.
Mmm… wispy haired Jennifer Connolly cutie makes the sun rise on a cloudy Saturday in Los Angeles. Stupid clouds. It’s supposed to be sunny and ‘bag filled every day in this city. Well, it’s still ‘bag filled. But cloudy.
