Saturday, March 10, 2007
Dread Pirate Doucheberts
Once again there is no chance in Holy Grieco I’m going to let you slip off on a Friday night without one more spew worthy pic of liver calcifying wrongness.
Dread Pirate Doucheberts is everything Eurobag greasy. He’s got the Seinfeld Puffy Shirt. He’s got bling, including the rare four fingered uberscrote. He’s got douche-face.
And he’s ‘bag headbutting a confused, somewhat feral looking cutie, with a perfect half-sphere globe poking out from that bizarre Mayan sun-dress.
Punch the screen. It will feel better.