Monday, March 5, 2007
Droppa Load
Droppa Load, distant cousin of Poppa Chubby, loves the ladies. He dazzles them with hilarious appropriations of ordinary objects in sexually satirical forms. To wit, using buttons for nipples.
To Droppa Load, satire is the key by which the female can be shown the hilarity and wisdom of Load’s outgoing personality. The Load understands this. You do not. For the Load is not you. And never the twain shall meet. Because the Load has his strategy. And that strategy works:
First, you charm them with nipple buttons.
Then you perform coitus.
