Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Fluffy Boy

I don’t quite know what’s going on here. I don’t want to know what’s going on here.

But there’s one thing I do know, fluffy boy.

When they suggest you do tequila shots on your back while pulling up your muscle shirt to resemble a bra, know this. The hottie taking your pic thinks you’re a douchebag.

And hey, what do you know? She’s right.

Now guzzle the lime, putz.