Friday, March 9, 2007
Friday Haiku
Donkey, pray tell me,
How can my soul recover,
Post douche perfection?
Orange puckered clay,
too many carrots? odd hue
Wascally douche bag
— DuckDuckDouche
Thy scowl sinks ships
While your lady sends thousands
Homer would be proud
— Pandora
Time at gym paid off
Chest is larger than her’s, but
How do lips lift weights?
— the alpha douche
Liquid embarrassment
Squirting on my Izod
Collar flip with gratitude
— ultra doosh extravaganza
