Huey and Douchey
It’s like an inglorious mugfest at the Scrote-K Corral.
Tiny little ambiguously Asian vixen fires up the synapses in all the right blood rushing ways, while Huey and Douchey look ready to go pump each other.
Feel the scrotitude build. Watch the viral douchitude jump. Then scrub your eyes out with bleach.
Yup, it’s Friday, and time for one more gut-punch unholy HCwD combo of wrongness comingling in ways that question God, morality and meaning. This classic ‘bag sandwich is the perfect spew platter to finish off a nice week of scrotitude and prepare for the weekend.
Thanks again for all the email submissions, apologies if I don’t respond to each and every email. And no worries on last night’s cock-block encounter with Skinny McTeeth, good times were still had by all. And by all, I mean Huey and Douchey’s moms.