Monday, March 26, 2007
Jurgen
Challo! I am Jurgen!! Es, how you say, duchebag?
Stupid Finland. First Erno, now Jurgen. All those European countries filled with Euro Trash Bags and the hottest milk chocolate treats this side of the Toblerone factory.
We need to reoccupy all of Europe and liberate the hotties. Some form of massive Marshall Plan. The Douchel Plan, maybe. Alls I know is something’s gotta be done on a multinational intercontinental level to free up all the absolutely incredible Euro-hot females having to cuddle up with eyebrow douching turds like Jurgen here.
Surely international treaties make some form of exception for sending in the Marines for limited Hottie Rescue strikes. Someone check the Treaty of Versailles.
