Oldie
Since we’ve got kind of an old ‘bag thing going today, lets celebrate Old Bag, puttin’ on the ritz with a delectable piece of pie.
I can’t tell if he’s doing some form of Halloween performance or if he really does bust a red silk tie, giant fake stogie, and Jesus bling on the lapel on a daily basis.
But what I do know is sideburns are rad.
Old Bag, who looks vaguely like Aaron Spelling, may actually be Aaron Spelling. But either way he rivals last summer’s Gramps for sheer balls-out sleaziness into his octogenarian years. And for that, we tip our collective red cup of the ‘Train to the original O.G., O.B. Keep on rockin’, Oldie. Keep on rockin’.