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Poo

poo (pōō) Pronunciation Key
intr.v. pooed, poo·ing, poos
To defecate.

n.

1. Excrement.
2. An act of defecating.

[Probably from pooh.]

'Baglings

These two teen ‘baglings aren’t too far gone to save. But the signs are troubling. I can’t tell which I like more, the pencil thin 1910s villian ‘stache or the creepy octopus ‘bag hand gesture.

Turn back, kids! The path to the dark side of scrote is a dark one, indeed. There is still time. Save yourselves, lest you end up at a party like the pic below in your college years.

Soul Meets Douchey

And then there are nights I come home after a long day of slacking, crack open a bottle of Night Train, pop a Hostess Twinkie in my mouth, sit back on my rug, crack open the laptop, and behold the unholy scrote.

It’s like being smacked in the face with a week old halibut.

There is so much wrong with this picture, my soul just crawled out through my nostrils and is cowering in the corner, whimpering diaphanously.

Soul, come back here! Get in my body!

No! Look at Plastic Diaper Boy on the right! I’m staying put.

Yeah. I don’t blame you.