Friday, March 2, 2007
Pele
I sort of feel for the Lurker ‘Bag, quietly slipping into the background of group hottie pics. Quickly slapping on that “been here before” face of casualness, hoping desperately to hide the gnawing dread of being in such close proximity to award winning poon.
So in that sense, I feel for Pele the Conquerer. He’s triple backflipped his way, unnoticed, behind a gaggle of hot, then got his eyebrows into douche position #4 in time for the pic.
Then again, in another sense, I hope he gets run over with a steamroller. That shoots bees.
