Truck Head
It’s hard to count the varieties of douche manifest within this pic. Once 10 degree trucker cap met popped collar, ‘bag hand gesture and scrote face, all in the presence of this sultry brown eyed girl, all motor functions left my bowels.
I would rotate Truck Head on a grill spit and baste with L.A. Looks gel until his facial goo melted.
Then I would build large talisman structures on remote tropical islands in her honor to confuse future generations of archeologists.
She is just hot perfection, right up the DB1’s alley. Slap a pair of librarian glasses on this one and I’d definitely consider a short, stormy marriage followed by a drawn out divorce in which she would take half my bank account while dating Erno, the German video performance artist from Ludwigsburg. It would be worth it just to darn her socks for a fortnight.
