Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Weasel Choad
Real hair?
Fake hair?
Wig?
Who gives a rat’s ass. That could be chocolate pocky covering his head and I’d still kick him in the nads. The dude is essence of weasel choad. And as the Navajo know, essence of weasel choad is one of the rarest and most potent toxins of the plant kingdom.
Which is why I worry for Polka Hottie. It’s not because I want to nuzzle her lower back horse/salt-lick style.
It’s because I genuinely fear for her exposure to weasel choad.
Because I’m a humanitarian like that.
