Thursday, April 5, 2007
America's Most Douchebagged
Have you seen this man?
Height: 5’5″
Age: 20-26
Race: Douchebag
Sex: Rarely
Hat: 10 Degree Tilt
Bling: Far too much
Be on the lookout for any Tag Bodyshot purchases, extensive Backstreet Boys iPod shuffling or frequent use of the expression, “What’s up, yo?” The suspect may be armed and dangerous. If he is holding a red cup, please do not attempt to interfere. Call the tip hotline at 1-888-DeBagger.
