Saturday, April 28, 2007
Aquabag
Ladies, when partying it up in the jacuzz with a bottle of Jack and impending tri-makeout on the horizon, beware of lurking aquabags.
Here we see one of the rarer aquabags, the Aquadouchus Grungus, a mutant hybrid from the early 1990s. He is poised in simultaneous attack/mating position.
In their natural habitat, the aquabag will often swim up on unsuspecting females and bust a variety of hand gestures, facial expressions and primal mating calls. These usually involve variants of the, “Pretty sweet jacuzzi, huh?” and “My parents won’t be back until Sunday” noises, followed by extensive grunting and scratching.
Pity these three floating cuties. For who knows what happened when Aquabag struck.
