Friday, April 6, 2007
Friday Haiku
Facial Pubes, Faux Hawk,
Douche of rancid grease, so wrong.
Fishnet, soft. So soft.
Douchebag Trawler:
You’ve had a good day on the nets
Now catch and release.
— bmt
The sparkle from your
Gigantic forehead blinds me,
Soul-patch assface douche.
-Good Will Doucheing
mark mcgrath douchebag:
is she really going out
with him? flesh pillows.
— vinegar water sack
i don’t like fishnets
but the lust pillows look real
which saddens me so
— lower case bag