Sunday 'Bag / Not a 'Bag
At first I wanted to push this steamy college pigeon turd down a slip n’ slide filled with leeches while ska dancing to Fishbone. But then I had a moment of introspection.
Is he really ‘bag?
I posit this hypothetical in the strictly purest sense of the definition.
Surely shaving initials into your concave chest while sporting a triangular hair pattern and quasi homoerotic Top Gun sunglasses would stamp one as choad steam.
But the dude just looks so happy to be there. No overt hand gestures. No anoying douche-face. Just happy go lucky collegeness on display.
And since that delightfully soft wonton noodle thinks it’s amusing, maybe my desire to ska-dance while choad tossing was an incorrect impulse. So I figured I’d open it up for a vote.
What say you? ‘Bag? Or happy go lucky college dude on spring-break?
