Wednesday, April 11, 2007
The Flounder
Occasionally you can tell when an aspiring douchebag has no chance. None. Nada. Zip. This fresh off the boat New England flounder can’t even swim in the same stream as this flaxen haired salmon, let alone spawn.
Give it up, Flounder. Let a bear catch you in his gape and munch on you for lunch. Your effort to spawn may be yeoman’s work, but it won’t get you to the promised land.
