Wednesday, April 4, 2007

The Surreal Life


It’s like the Douche Circus just came to town.

A bearded choad trying to eat the nose off an absolutely gorgeous hottie, and a leering Harry Beaver appearance, a fan favorite. How is any of this possible?

Is this really happening? Or am I having a twinkie induced sugar fever-dream? It’s like a cornucopia of all the classic HCwDB tropes, yet nothing’s quite congealing into any logical form. The fact this hirsute blowish is gnawing on the cutest little blond button would be torture enough. But Harry Beaver? Where’d he come from? What’s he doing there?

And even more importantly, is he part of your In Network?

# posted by douchebag1

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