Always Bet on Douche
We have nearly all the bases of classic Vegas Douche covered in this pic. The angular douche-chin. Excessive face bling. Tri-colored hair. Wristband from the latest Izaac Mizdouchey line, “Sweatin’ to the Pumpbags.”
No word on whether or not, like all practicing ‘bags, Vegas here is engaging in his yearly pilgrimage to Douche Mecca, the Hard Rock Casino in Las Vegas. But all signs point to his being a practicing scrote, so assume he’s on his yearly walkabout of spiritual enlightenment. And by spiritual, I mean spittle.
Hottie is too artificial and tatt’ed up to offer any chance of recovery from the Grieco Virus. She is a solid stage-4 Bleether, which is sad. As strictly corporeally speaking, I would suckle her armpits with the fervency of a hyperactive lemur.
