Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Axl Rosebag IV

I’ll take Axl Rosebag in the center square for the block, Tom.

This is the fourth appearance on the site for Mr. Rosebag, after making such previously disparate douche manifestations as seen here, here and here.

I think it’s safe to say he’s the Master of Doucheguises. The Houdini of Choad.

And damn. She is fantastic.

I would love his blond danish with a hot Dunkin’ Donuts coffee, then turn on Sportscenter.