'Bag / Not a 'Bag
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I can’t tell whether looking like an early 70s white version of Superfly constitutes ‘Bag status or not. Because Superfly was badass. Then again white boy Spin Doctors Superfly isn’t.
Yet I can’t pinpoint the douchosity.
He’s got the vague waftage of douche without specific douchbaguousness outside of the chin pubes and maybe that large 70s retro collar shirt. The hat has douch du essence but lacks baseball cap 10 Degree Tilt status to push this choad over into an actual ‘Bag classification.
What to verdict? ‘Bag? Or not a ‘Bag?
I throw it to you, fellow ‘bag slayer, to render judgement. What say you? Judge his ass with the unimpeded abandon of a used up circus clown hittin’ the sauce.
Drunk Asian hottie is zaftig in all the right places. I would paint abstract art in her honor just for the chance to drool on her dress shoes while she called the police and had me escorted from the premises. Oh wait, that actually did happen.
