Monday, May 14, 2007
Every Rose has it's 'Bag
We haven’t had a dose of Rockerbags on the site in awhile, but like my Flintstones vitamins when I was a kid, they’re chewably delicious. And by chewably delicious I mean sad, annoying, pathetic, highly doucheuous, and greasily scrote.
This may set a record for mandana land mass on the site. We’ve seen giant mandanas before. We’ve seen mandanas the size of the Kalahari. But not like this. That thing is to giant foreheads what pancakes are to catheter tubes. I have no idea what that means, and yet it seems to make sense.