Friday, May 4, 2007
Friday Haiku
Bleached chin pubes, douche face.
Brunette Hotness. Bosom speaks,
It begs us, kill douche.
Eyes far apart,
Blazer like a black grouper,
Without question: ‘bag
— mitch meats
Senior prom gone wrong
Rage inducing Blue-tie bag
Almost a nipslip
— Ronald McDouchenald
her: spectacular.
him: suit defies description.
me: aneurysm.
— douche of earl
Albino pube chin..
Take out-of-style satin tie..
and hang yourself.
— douchebag out!
Goat faced man, bleached beard
Suit of fish scales, neon tie
Sweet breast emerges.
–Vinny Scumbaglia
