Manmaries
One of the variants of the shirtless classic Jersey ‘bag is the emergence of what can only be described as “Manmaries.” I’m not sure what causes these toxic bumps to rise from the chest of a waxed up Jersey scrote. Too much chest oil? The gravitational affect of a nearby mandana?
Whatever it is, it’s a disturbing trend in the genetic devolution of the modern ‘bag. For it marks not just a return to a state of animal primitivity but an actual off-shoot into a sub-branch of genetic variation. Much like the Douche Sprouts we saw a few weeks ago, Manmaries signal a troubling “next generation” as homo-sapien and douchus-baggus begin to further diverge and divest of shared characteristic.
She, on the other hand, makes me want to summon a genetic discourse of a very different manifestation.
