Wednesday, May 9, 2007
Professor Moriarty
I’m not sure when 19th Century literary villains started emerging as 21st century douchebags. But someone needs to close the book on this trend as soon as douchily possible.
Sexy librarian cutie looks way too sweet to be getting pawed by a creepy baron, or duke or whatever quasi-noble British royal this wonky scroad is emulating.
Either way, I would spoon tapioca into his eyeglasses before stroking cutie’s amber hair by the light of a twilight moon, and then suckling her toes like a hungry iguana until she called Scotland Yard.
